I have gathered you here today to inform you that you have been selected for an elite training program. As some of you may already know, we are not very popular with some of our neighbors, or the (insert name here) corporation which I used to work for, and we will need many more experienced Jonin to defend ourselves if any of our enemies find our home.
So, in light of this need, our top ninjas have put together an intensive course that we hope will raise up a generation of powerful Chuunin and Jonin in a relatively short period of time.
As should go without saying, we hope to keep our home secret as long as possible, so that this program will have a chance to work, but we do not delude ourselves into thinking we can be invisible forever. Train hard, because someday soon, training will end, and the fights will be for keeps.